Ask me anythingArchive

drunktrophywife:

if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via taggedlazy)

Anonymous asked - "This is kind of a weird question; if you had the chance to be born a woman, would you accept?"

legalmexican:

nah vaginas creep me out 

Tie dye is great.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via stand)

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420, via seedy)

lysophosphatidylinositol:

When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud

(via kianlawley)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via cas-hasthepolicebox)

reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly, via happiest)