Ask me anythingArchive

timid:

is there anything worse than doing homework and then looking at someone else’s and realising you’ve done it all wrong 

(via sniffing)

silenzioseurladisperate:

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liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

liquidglue:

'cause the players gonna play play play play play

alligators alligate gate gate gate gate

elevators elevate vate vate vate vate

shake it off

(via youngvlcanoes)

lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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(via iusedtobeorgasm)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

(Source: netlfix, via seedy)

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(Source: isilence, via outraged)

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

(Source: poodlepunk, via succeeding)

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

reheals:

Ice bucket challenge got me like

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(via legalmexican)