Ask me anythingArchive

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

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perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

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stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

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joshpeckofficiall:

when somebody likes your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie

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when somebody likes and reblogs your selfie and then follows you

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(Source: joshpeck, via seedy)

snatchedweaves:

walking downstairs in the middle of the night after bloggingimage

Mom: “Why are you awake?

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