Ask me anythingArchive

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

this is true. its worse than calling her a fat whore.

(via asian)

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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(via lubricates)

mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

guccier:

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

(via oknope)

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(via bonus)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(via thelazykorean)